You heard it here first, people! Republicans will be reponsible for electing the next President of the United States. And he/she is going to be the nation’s first black man or white woman President. And he/she is going to be Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton!
Sad news recently, people, in the world of politics. Elizabeth Edwards, wife of former Senator and current Democratic candidate for President John Edwards, announced that her breast cancer has returned with a vengeance, tearing through her body with lethal force. On the Republican side, Presidential Press Secretary Tony Snow announced that his colon cancer has returned and spread to his liver.
It would seem that cancer is a cancer on the body politic. This would be an incorrect reading of the situation!
The Situation, as usual, is much more nefarious, people!
For centuries, many have feared the insidious tentacles of The International Jewish Bankers. Off by one letter, people! These fears have been misplaced and instead should have been centered on The International Jewish Bakers.
