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REPUBLICANS Will Elect First Black Man or White Woman President!!!

Friday, July 13th, 2007

You heard it here first, people! Republicans will be reponsible for electing the next President of the United States. And he/she is going to be the nation’s first black man or white woman President. And he/she is going to be Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton!

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America’s Anti-Conspiracy Conspiracy–GET PARANOID, PEOPLE!!!!

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

We Americans are way too likely to trust our institutions. Sure, we have a few whackos (visionaries?) who claim that Timothy McVeigh was the fall guy for the FBI or that a cabal of Masons really killed JFK. But for the most part, we attribute failure to “bad apples” and success to hard work. Wake up, people! Get paranoid!

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