Archive for the 'Food Supply' Category

Franklin’s Revenge — THE TURKEY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!!

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

Legend has it that Rotund Founder Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be our National Symbol, but that the turkey lost out to the mighty eagle. Franklin is said to have been disappointed but accepting of the defeat. Unlikely!

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THE TRI-TIP COMMISSION — Cholesterol Communism!!!

Sunday, November 12th, 2006

This shadowy group openly flaunts its on-the-surface seemingly-American agenda of heavy meat consumption. But The Tri-Tip Commission’s true intentions are truly nefarious, anti-American and even…they’re still here, people!…communist!

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INTERNATIONAL JEWISH BAKERS — Carb Conspiracy!

Friday, November 10th, 2006

For centuries, many have feared the insidious tentacles of The International Jewish Bankers.  Off by one letter, people!  These fears have been misplaced and instead should have been centered on The International Jewish Bakers.

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THE BALSAMIC TEMPLE — Vinegar Inquisition!

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

This ancient, secretive association has been promoting a swishy lifestyle for centuries.  Once you have been made aware of The Balsamic Temple, evidence of their nefarious deeds will shout at you from the menu of nearly every sit-down restaurant and cafe in America.  And a visit to the home of so-called Americans with so-called advanced degrees is a journey into the treacherous lair of The Balsamic Temple. 

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