INTERNATIONAL JEWISH BAKERS — Carb Conspiracy!
For centuries, many have feared the insidious tentacles of The International Jewish Bankers. Off by one letter, people! These fears have been misplaced and instead should have been centered on The International Jewish Bakers.
This secretive cabal openly promotes its carbohydrate-laden lifestyle with the stated goal of “A bagel in every mouth by next Spring.”
The International Jewish Bakers are almost certainly responsible for undermining the glorious Atkins Revolution, which put more red meat than ever in the clenched guts of red-blooded Americans–until reports came out claiming all that meat is bad for you.
Who commissioned these reports? Isn’t it obvious? These meat-beating lies were spread by this cabal of bakers that promotes bagelry as the one-and-only true food source!
A clue to this cabal’s true intentions can be found in the “lox” they foist upon their bagels. These “lox” are a type of fish product, and they hold the key to a deeper bread-and-fishes conspiracy that involves not just The International Jewish Bakers, but the Seafaring Asiatic Conglomerates (SAC), the Cream Cheese Council and the Catholic Church.
RESIST THE INTERNATIONAL JEWISH BAKERS!
