Archive for November, 2006

Franklin’s Revenge — THE TURKEY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!!

Thursday, November 23rd, 2006

Legend has it that Rotund Founder Ben Franklin wanted the turkey to be our National Symbol, but that the turkey lost out to the mighty eagle. Franklin is said to have been disappointed but accepting of the defeat. Unlikely!

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THE TRI-TIP COMMISSION — Cholesterol Communism!!!

Sunday, November 12th, 2006

This shadowy group openly flaunts its on-the-surface seemingly-American agenda of heavy meat consumption. But The Tri-Tip Commission’s true intentions are truly nefarious, anti-American and even…they’re still here, people!…communist!

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INTERNATIONAL JEWISH BAKERS — Carb Conspiracy!

Friday, November 10th, 2006

For centuries, many have feared the insidious tentacles of The International Jewish Bankers.  Off by one letter, people!  These fears have been misplaced and instead should have been centered on The International Jewish Bakers.

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