THE BALSAMIC TEMPLE — Vinegar Inquisition!
This ancient, secretive association has been promoting a swishy lifestyle for centuries. Once you have been made aware of The Balsamic Temple, evidence of their nefarious deeds will shout at you from the menu of nearly every sit-down restaurant and cafe in America. And a visit to the home of so-called Americans with so-called advanced degrees is a journey into the treacherous lair of The Balsamic Temple.
Watch for these tell-tale signs:
– Garden-fresh basil
– Fresh hand-crafted mozzarella
– Sun-ripened, organic heirloom tomatoes
– Balsamic vinegar (of course)
– And EXTRA virgin olive oil As if REGULAR virgin isn’t virgin enough. As if the state of America’s virginity isn’t already insecure enough!Don’t believe the hype!Freshness does not equal BETTER. Freshness just equals FRESHER. STALE is GOOD ENOUGH! AMERICA was built on STALE and GREASY and CRUSTY!
RESIST THE BALSAMIC TEMPLE!
