Archive for October, 2006

THE BALSAMIC TEMPLE — Vinegar Inquisition!

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

This ancient, secretive association has been promoting a swishy lifestyle for centuries.  Once you have been made aware of The Balsamic Temple, evidence of their nefarious deeds will shout at you from the menu of nearly every sit-down restaurant and cafe in America.  And a visit to the home of so-called Americans with so-called advanced degrees is a journey into the treacherous lair of The Balsamic Temple. 

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The Conspiracist — Manifestito

Friday, October 20th, 2006

AS OF TODAY, THE CONSPIRACIST IS HERE TO IDENTIFY ALL OF OUR ENEMIES.

DANGER IS HIGH, BUT AWARENESS IS LOW.

THE CONSPIRACIST VOWS TO INCREASE AWARENESS. 

THERE’S NOT MUCH WE CAN DO ABOUT DECREASING DANGER, THOUGH. 

THIS IS A DANGEROUS WORLD, PEOPLE!!!